My Oblogation To You
Being a professional blogger sounds like a pretty good gig. But not for the reasons you’re thinking. I just want a job where I can go shirtless all day.
So, given the way I look, my only other option is professional gorilla.
And I don’t have the schooling for that.
I should’ve gotten my degree in shirtless studies.
It’s a slow day on the blog-front. Apologies to any faithful readers struggling to make it throught their day without me.
The good news, though, is that I am working on some video stuff to show you and I hope to have it for display later this week.
But I promise not to be so remiss in my blogging responsibilities. More later.
Until then, is there anything you’d like to hear me expound upon? I can talk about anything. Try me.
This blog is as much about you as me. Okay, a little more about me. But your opinion counts.
As long as I agree with it.
My name is Ben and you make me want to be a better blogger.
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My Name is Ben
hey ben. first time commenter and I gotta say, you’ve got balls. gorillaishly, as a matter a fact, and I feel ya, man. I feel ya . .
Anyways, could you expound upon republicans? not necessarily those imbibed in the politic, but those earning > 250k and who will likely be severely pissed come 2009.. I just don’t know many, seeing as joe’s six pack and plumber and I are busy getting drunk and springing leaks. Are they nazi’s? good golfers? or would they name their daughters a lexus too?
Comment by Anonymous | October 28, 2008
I want to speak for all of the joes out there in saying that I am deeply offended of the mis-representation of the Joe’s everywhere during this election. Please expound on the topic of Joes and their purpose in the world and the mis-use of the name in modern day neo society.
Comment by joe | October 28, 2008