My New Look

I’m experimenting with this new layout and would like to know how you feel. You are the bored fools who will be looking at this page, so tell me what you think. If you guys go all “New Facebook” on me I will revert back to the previous, time-tested design. Will be keeping this new page up at least through Monday, gving you all plenty of time to provide your two cents.

By the end of Monday I hope to have at least eight cents and an easier time deciding on my new look.

Thanks for your input! Enjoy your weekend!

Does anyone use the ‘Search’ feature on this blog?

I’m thinking about taking it off. If you use it, let me know in a comment and I will discontinue these thoughts of de-widgeting.

Speak now or forever hold your peace!

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It’s coming for us!

Before we go any further you need to know this about me: 1) I don’t frighten easily; and 2) I don’t buy into the hype. Oh, and 3) I frighten somewhat easily; and also 4) I often sell the hype. Stop asking questions. You always do this when I am trying to make a point.

Here is the point: This Conficker C computer worm they are predicting for April Fool’s Day has me a little nervous. I can deal with dangerous viruses, they come and go. Still I stand, dangerous virus! This one is dangerous, but what truly scares me is the unknown. No one knows what this worm will do. Is it going to set my computer on fire? Email porno to my mom? Set my mom on fire? No one knows.

All “they” know is that it will wreak havoc on some 50,000 computers and I have to guess that mine is one of them. Let’s just say I download a smidge. And when you download my type of stuff you don’t have the luxury of being uploader-finicky. Debauchees can’t be choosees.

Don’t worry Mac owners, the Conficker worm, like NCAA Tournament coverage online, is only available for PCs. Our victories are short-lived, my PC peeps.

For a seemingly ineffectual creature the worm sure gets himself involved with some hardcore shit. Though I suppose the same could be said of me. Think about all the destructive worms there are: Tape worms, ring worms, Dennis Rodman. He’s the worst parasitic invertibrate of them all!

Thanks to Conficker worm I’m in a race against time to back up everything I have worked on recently. God forbid I lose the screen-grab of my personal high score on JT’s Blocks or that video I’ve been editing of Katie Perry’s boobs bouncing to rap music!

That reminds me, cue my mu’fuckin’ music! It’s hip-hop snacktime:

Cam’ron – Cookies & Apple Juice

That song is smoooooooth. Chills me out. Makes me forget that my computer is about to be flooded with remote-transmitted troll semen. What’s the worst thing you can imagine? I think mine is fascist hobgoblin fetus implanted in my hard drive. Oh my Goblin, what if there is a fascist hobgoblin fetus implanted in my hard drive? I’m fucked. I need my mu’fuckin’ music again.

That’s the ticket. I ain’t mad at you cookies and some apple juice. That reminds me, I need to delete all the cookies on my browser. And the apple juice reminds me I have been holding my pee too long.

Tata for now!

My name is Ben and this blog is mass hysterical.