When it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange…

This has been Weekend Warriors: Blog Edition here at Casa de Poop or Chocolate. You don’t know Weekend Warriors? When’s the last time you had a girlfriend? It’s that TLC show where women trick their husbands into filming themselves doing chores all weekend. Then, other women trick their husbands into watching the show because it has “Warriors” in the title. The show is awful. And not at all war-like.

I experimented with quite a few designs before choosing the mildly feminine layout you see before you. Naturally, being a man’s man’s man, my inclination was towards a black theme. It didn’t look right. This isn’t a black blog. Wait – That isn’t what I meant. This is a black blog. Well, it isn’t a black blog. Blacks are welcome. Oh Lord, that sounds even worse. Everyone, regardless of race, sex, or creed, is welcome here. Y’know what? That’s a little too inclusive. All races and sexes are welcome. Some creeds are restricted. I haven’t decided which ones, but at least a creed or two. I’m a creedist.

As I wrote that I was kidding, but in truth, if you ascribe truth to any set of systemic, codified doctrines that might still be designated a “creed”, your dogma mixed with my sometimes-subtle-sarcasm may produce unstable results. Just a warning. You do you, Credo. Chemistry is all about the explosions.

You know those people who claim to only hate hatred? Those are the only people I hate. Them and Scorpios. Goddamn water signs.

My name is Ben and this blog feels new again.