Frogs in Glass Bodies Shouldn’t…Just Shouldn’t

You know how you can tell how super cool something is by how fast it makes you barf? Well the glass frog is superduper cool! Mega-Barf!

Life isn’t easy for the glass frog even without the transparent epidermis and exposed viscera. You try growing up on the Amazon without a humeral spine or a bulbous liver. Oh, the ridicule!

On an unrelated note, thank you to everyone who enjoyed the collaborative interview effort between myself and those funny Birthday Boys. On a note that relates the unrelated note, an evil sorceror put a hex on the The Birthday Boys and they have all turned into glass frogs. Only an ice princess can save them. Which means they are doomed, because no one can kiss a glass frog. For, even though the glass frog is superduper cool, it is still first and foremost really really barfy.

Good news: I’ve just gotten word that an ice princess has kissed The Birthday Boys and they are returned to human form. Well, it was actually a blinged-out West Hollywood drag queen named Princess, but his kiss seems to have done the trick. Oooh, I should be careful not to say the word “trick” so close to West Hollywood. Princess might hear me and come running. I’m not trying to kiss that crackhead! Especially not with his slimy glass frog lips. No offense, Birthday Boys.

Reserve tickets for The Birthday Boys July 1st show at UCB before it sells out, and watch their latest video….NOW!

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