Jackass Get Jacked
In the movies there is often a scene in which somebody is acting like a total jackass, making life difficult for everyone around them, when someone else, noble and true, decides to lay the jackass out with one punch, drawing cheers and acclaim from the affected crowd. In real life, no one cheers. In fact, they become quite mortified. Especially if the jackass is a child. And especially especially if that child is a girl. Even if they do make the biggest jackasses.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never assume you watch the same movies as the other people in the mall elevator. Hypothetically-speaking.
Speaking of movies and jackasses, did you guys hear about JACKASS 3D?! I did just this past weekend. It’s slated for release later this year and my balls already hurt just thinking about it. Avatars are cool but they’ve got nothing on jackasses. Best worst use of 3D yet.
So, what were people talking about outside of mall jail? I mean, besides the story about the guy who hit a little girl in an elevator. Clearly that one is getting exaggerated. He was probably noble and true. Doesn’t anyone watch movies anymore?!?!?
My name is Ben and I blogged this.
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