Dew Me at the Olympics

This cracks me up. Andie Bolt as Shaun White; no pretty girl plays ugly guys better. Part 1.

And here’s Part 2.

Where’s Part 3, you ask? Why do you ALWAYS assume there’s a Part 3?! There will probably be a Part 3. Check Dipdive for Olympic coverage we haters of Olympic coverage can get behind.

My name is Ben and I Dewed this.

Same As It Ever Was

2010 is off to a pretty great start. I can already envision a few classic Ben catastrophes brewing and couldn’t be more excited for them. Past Ben catastrophes have been known to shit their pants in K-Marts and dangle off cliffs by their fingertips. Really, they’re a pretty damn good time for everyone.

Speaking of pretty damn good times, SNL returns this weekend for the first show of 2010. I know, as kids we all thought SNL would be live in 3-D from the moon by now, with host Martianface McFlyingcar and musical guest Wyld Stallyns. Well, that hasn’t happened yet. Saturday Night Live is still filmed live in 2-D at Studio 8A in 30 Rockefeller Center. The host is still almost always a human being. And the musical guest is almost always a band that actually exists. Just like it has been for the last 35 years.

Sometimes it’s fun to note how much things have changed, other times it’s nice to revel in how much they’ve stayed the same. In a tradition established at this blog, here is the preview for tomorrow night’s episode with Charles Barkley and Alicia Keys.

Charles Barkley, y’all! This could be one of those wonderful catastrophes I was talking about!

My name is Ben and I blogged this.