The Me-Abouts
I’m this dude who lives in Los Angeles named Ben. Hey, that’s me down there. Hi, me.
The dog with lips and eyebrows in this picture is Charlie. You can laugh at him if you want, as he is little, not tough, and just a photograph.
Here’s how this blog works: I write stuff down that I think is funny and hope that someday soon someone will say “That’s so funny I want to give you this big pile of money!” Then we will shake hands for what seems like an eternity.
I write movies, television, short short-stories, long short-stories, short long-stories, and pizza. Yay pizza! In addition, I make silly little videos that no one likes except me and everyone. I will do all these things for you, and all you have to do is ask me. And pay me. And praise me. And pizza. Yay pizza!
I also write comedy for this other site called A Fennis For Dembo under the pen name BA Brokeass. Check it out if you like going to websites and reading things. It also helps if you like basketball and/or rap music.
I can be reached for work, play, or sex at benaxelrad@yahoo.com
Now stop wondering who I am and start reading my jokes. It’s honestly the only thing I ask of you. All you have to do is click that “Home” tab in the right-hand corner. I knew you could do it!
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My Name is Ben
So this is what you do with my dog behind closed doors. I want 20% cut of your profits from this thing for the literary services of my k-9.
Comment by joe | October 21, 2008
hahahaha
Comment by Anne_na | October 22, 2008
I was reading about Charlie, and I have to tell you that my dog also jumps on me while I do push ups. Or sometimes he decides to lay underneath me while I do them…
Comment by Carol Ann | October 23, 2008
“That’s so funny I want to give you this big pile of money!”
we can skip the hand-shaking.
Comment by marie | October 23, 2008
No hand-shaking, no deal.
Comment by benaxelrad | October 23, 2008
Dog Pimp and Dog lover, it’s YOU!
Comment by ttk | October 24, 2008
ben write. steve read. steve smile. ben poop.
Comment by swiech | October 25, 2008
as someone who gave ben big piles off money every 2 weeks for over a year, i can assure you that he’ll do a lot more than shake your hand for what seems like an eternity…
Comment by ben's former boss | December 2, 2008
All these comments are out of date.
Comment by Master Cylinder | August 25, 2009
That’s true, Master Cylinder. Or at least it WAS true. Fixed, just for you.
Comment by benaxelrad | August 26, 2009